Thursday, 5 March 2015

not even trying now

......but I STILL HAVEN'T RUN OUT OF DEAD MOTH PICS. COOL. THIS BLOG IS COOL!!!!





South Family American Dead Moth Park Dad Guy Running Out of Ideas



You fell for it - just another dead moth photograph. My copyright - I demand 1p from every re-twerk. I need some caviar, now that I'm in the comedy business full-time.

Post-Situationial Deceased Lepidopteran Humourist Collective





"Je suis le plus belle papillon morts"

 .....get it? get it!?!....oh, never mind, neither do I really because I'm not French.

Dead Moth Comedy Club

Why did the moth cross the road?.......to die.




Concentrating Chicken Camp

is that big chicken worried or angry? Who lives in the black / blue barrel in the background? Flip me, I mightn't sleep tonight, my brain hurts


Thursday, 26 February 2015

radio nicebirding

Forget fascists, I've changed my mind - the real people to watch out for are stamp collectors. They're vicious - one of them tried to collect ME today - chased me down the street with a magnifying glass and a giant tube of pritt-stick. Maybe that was a dream but it's nearly identical to the time last week when I was chased through a forest by a giant turtlewax brandishing a chamois leather. that could have been a dream as well. Now that I think about it, I still hate fascists


Monday, 23 February 2015

radio nicebirding

Don't you just hate fascists? There's a lot of it about these days - small steps is all it takes to hurt them though e.g. don't eat chocolate, drink alcohol or smoke corporation brand tobacco, don't watch tv, don't own a tv, avoid admitting how small your self-worth is in public by submitting sightings to knobirds (with a silent 'k'). all of these are sadly legitimate aspirations in this day and age - whatever happened to stupid things like 'need to drink water' and 'I'm hungry'? I despise you all - this is why we get shite like eastenders. If that doesn't make sense then just listen to this, otherwise you're all in the fifth column and will be dealt with accordingly......


Friday, 20 February 2015

Radio Nicebirding

Sorry angry isn't very nicebirding, lets step back a little and indulge in some angst....


Thursday, 19 February 2015

Radio Nicebirding

Not enough anger in your life? You need to listen to the Butthole Surfers then....


Moth Joke of the Day

"It's a bit late for this Early Moth!"



Flippin' brilliant joke that. This could be a regular feature if I can kill enough moths

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

RADIO NICEBIRDING

I really don't know what has happened to Dreek. It's a pity, I thought he'd gone away for good

Today's moth news!

1x Agonopterix heracliana
3x Common Rustic.

Utterly pants - I don't know why I bother. I was so desperate that I chopped up the Agonobdurex to look at the cilia. Don't know what that means? Don't ask, it's worse than looking at gulls and look what that did to Dreek - his favourite music is the Aughlisnafin Accordian Ensemble (and there's only two of them!)




PS THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY BIG PARSNIP!

He really has lost it!

Right, this is getting ridiculous - what's he gone and done to the blog title?! Nicebirding?! What's that all about?????

As for bird news.....there was a duck with a white blob on the back of its head and some red and yellow bits bobbing about with some black blobs on salty water in the town where I live, so there was.

Oh, and in true Knobirds fashion - late news from yesterday, there was a bullfinch in my garden.


Here's a picture of my big parsnip - I don't show my root vegetables to just anyone you know!!!



and here's some easy listening.....


Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Dreek is not feeling well

Dreek is feeling a bit under the weather - here's what I found on his Faceberk page!!!

"Hi Cutiepies!!

My name is Dreekina and I'm going to be posting lots of lovely things here on my favourite topics:

  • Ponies (ponies make me want to squeal! heeheehee!)
  • Sewing
  • Baking cookies
  • Pretty flowers
  • Glitter and Sparkles
  • Anything Pink!!! >Giggle<!!!!

Please come and visit me again and we can have a lovely time together. Here's a picture of a pink bird that I just want to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze!"


Now, I can't publish his picture of a 'pink bird' - all I can say is that it was a picture of something pink with no pants on. 

Here's some soothing music to celebrate a near miss!!!


Tuesday, 3 February 2015

radio nibirding

smash the state, that would be my top tip for today.....

..........along with not picking your nose and eating it (not too regularly anyway), don't eat processed food, kill your own meat, renounce finance and don't watch eastenders.


Happy Birthday


Happy Birthday to a certain lady who is 40 years old today and her favourite bird is a Glaucous Gull which she normally has with roast potatoes and brocolli!






Thursday, 29 January 2015

Radio Nibirding

If you're going to join a cult then make sure it's one that makes you sing along to The Fall.....otherwise it isn't a proper cult.

Religion, what's it all about? open your eyes and it's all just another technical college pottery class gone haywire after the taps were left on in the science lab they share on alternate thursdays with narcotics anonymous.



Hard to beat


Waether lovely in Cork this morning! And even better her eare some photos of a 3rdw Kumliens Gull, winter really is Andrews favourite time of year!







Wednesday, 28 January 2015

More gull fun!


Birding in Northern Ireland isnt great which is why i moved to Cork, that and to get away from Andrew. Andrwew says he is doing a 2013 bird report but i dont believe me, he also owes me £20 as i paid his last two years Nobirds membership, money well spent i would say






Utter Crap!!!

Some complete crap from Dreek. he said he would fill my inbox with lewd photos of the Slaty-backed Gull if I didn't post detailed photos of the primary pattern. I said 'fair enough, I'm phoning the police you pervert'. I think it's pretty fair to say that looking at these pics he's in a lot of trouble....and these are just the really tame ones!







Monday, 26 January 2015