Monday, 25 May 2015

Hooded Mergansers

 A few photos of the Hooded Mergansers on Tory Island Donegal




Thursday, 21 May 2015

Bird Report

 Andrew was incorrect on his recnt stream of unconciousness, Nobirds have not produced a bird report for 7 years, yes 7 years!! Congrats to Andrew for producing the 2013 Bird Report, anyone wants a copy email derek.charles@hotmail.com and i will forward a copy.

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Not funny


  • World CO2 levels are at c.400ppm. We're screwed.
  • We now have a tory-led government. no comment (see above)
  • Cerebus the Aardvark didn't end well. But it shits on bill shakespeare.
  • Discrimination is cheap and nasty. 
  • Rik Mayall is still dead. That's only ok if you think Adrian Edmondson was 51% funnier.
  • E-cigarettes will soon be subject to higher levels of taxation in the UK. Hold your breath.
  • Game of Thrones was always crap. Admit it.
  • Sea-level is rising and weather events are increasing in frequency and intensity. Write a hymn about it.
  • Amazon put up its free delivery charge to twenty quid. Consume until you choke,
  • Andy Burnham could be the next leader of the labour party............................................
  • Nobody wants to join in on my kibbutz. Think.
  • Everybody fell for the 'drop in oil price shit' again. The world is a giant ant farm.
  • This is not a good year (so far). For fruit / vegetables, moths or birds (in order of importance...so far)
  • Nobirds haven't produced a Northern Ireland Bird Report in over five years. pricks.

.....at least some cover versions are better than the original.


Here's your report...

......Derek, you wab.

I had to smoke half a kilo of ayahuasca to get it done since yesterday. You see?! That's what you can get done in a day if you don't put your mind to it. Much better if you put your brain in the fridge for a couple of days and just go on a bender - I hope you're happy now you flippity flopping flopper.



If you want a copy email Derk, I have to go and eat some cheese.

Happy Birthday William

Happy birthday son - you're only 4 so if I catch you looking at this blog before you're 18 I'll kick your arse.



 

Sunday, 17 May 2015

What report?!

Dear Dick,
What the hell are you on about? you know I'm having trouble coming to terms with my crack habit. Here's a picture of a cauliflower that I nicked out of a field near Comber a couple of years ago - that'll have to do you for now.



Anyway, I'm off to snort some vodka through a joint of mushrooms and shoot my wife


Thursday, 14 May 2015

No report?

 Ive told Mr Crory i am going to post 15 seagull photos a day until he produces a report although this is a rather nice seagull, i believe Andrew even twitched one of these many moons ago!














Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Where is Crory with the report?

I hate Crory, still no reply to my emails about the report, having two kids and 74 chickens is no excuse so get the finger out big lad, your making us look as bad as Nobirds!

More Orchids from Lesvos
 Elizabeths Small Fowered
 Tongue species (they are not easy!)
 Dodecanse
 Naked Man!
 Mastacoria
 Leopards Bane, not an Orchid but a whopper!
Lions Mane an even bigger whopper!

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

It is only a Hobby

 It is Hobby season in Nobirds land with the annual influx! Despite being a Vagrant to Northern Ireland it is a common summer visitor in Nobirds land. Does no-one in Nobirds Hierarchy ever stop and think to themselves "why do none of this stream of vagrants we report ever be seen again, it is weird!" We expect many more reports of Hobbys in the coming months by Nobirds. Andrew told me he is going to expose the Nobirds Muppetry in the next report but i havent heard from him since and that was six months ago, i am glad Cork is 4 hours away from Newcastle
Lesvos Orchids Part 3 above and below Masticorum

 Milky
 Monkey
 Naked Man
 Minulta
 Above and below Fusca

 Minulta
 Orlandos
 Above and below Paros

Monday, 11 May 2015

Orchids Lesvos Part 2

Some more Orchids from Lesvos, they are all  cracking! No word from Andrew either!
 Dense Flowered
 Above and below Fan Lipped

 Above, Four Spot and below Green Winged

 Lesbos Orchid, a real rarey!
 Lion Manned
 Above Lipped and below Man