Thursday, 16 February 2017

radio nicebirding

Derek keyed the paintwork on my car and kicked my dog because I said this was better than Nick Kershaw....but then he's from Co. Antrim.

Wednesday, 15 February 2017

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Monday, 13 February 2017

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If anybody fancies getting out of this shithole Derek has adapted the backseat of his car to hide two people under old chip papers and fag boxes. For a price two lucky individuals have the chance of freedom south of the border.

You'd almost shoulder the ludicrous per capita debt than be forced to look at the grey face of Theresa May

Saturday, 11 February 2017

Radio Nicebirding

I got to the bottom of it - Derek was arrested in 1987 trying to smuggle French letters over the border, that's where the confusion started. Back then he got off with a dose or two of the tickle stick and five hail mary's - with all this Brexit business his border hedgehog skills may once again be in high demand.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Radio Free Derek

No word from Derek - he mustn't have got bail

Saturday, 4 February 2017

Tuesday, 31 January 2017

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Sorry to tell you this Derek but Iceland gulls are shit

Tuesday, 24 January 2017

Iceland Gulls

 A few different Iceland Gulls from January from around the Province


Sunday, 22 January 2017

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I had to shoot condoms full of blood and a poached hake with my shotgun yesterday. At least I'm bloody normal freak

Thursday, 19 January 2017

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I hope you hate this Derek - some day I'll break into your house and set fire to all your Nathan Carter memorabilia.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

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we're not european anymore'll need a passport to get to Killybegs. Good news for the NIBARC but then they're just a mirror for the DUP anyway.

Saturday, 14 January 2017

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Derek is a Russian spy...but then we all are these days

Thursday, 12 January 2017

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How funny is the guy on the french honr in this video? he plays about twelve notes and just arses about. I remarked upon this to Derek and he repeatedly kicked me in the face

Wednesday, 11 January 2017

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No matter how hard I try I cannot convince Derek that this is real country music. He sticks by what his Uncle Hugo Duncan's choices no matter what. I think he takes too much LSD....they both do.

Tuesday, 10 January 2017

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Derek says this is a song about me - he never fails to make me blush!

Monday, 9 January 2017

Winter gull season

 This second winter Iceland Gull appeared at my mums house in Antrim, weird or what! But I nearly did go for the Nobirds Ring Becker Duck yesterday and as for those two Red Grouse in the Slieve Donard, well you can always rely on Nobirds!

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Derek drinks warm chicken blood, covers his head in salt each morning, turns all mirrors to the wall and hops around on one leg. It's kept him alive so far.

Sunday, 8 January 2017

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World exclusive - Derek was the Jolie Blonde of Clifton's dreams.