Monday, 20 December 2010

Oo-arr! Where be th' Robber Duckie?

Yes, it the most popular duck of all time - Cheddar Duck. Everybody loves the tangy creamy texture of Cheddar Duck - the perfection accompianment to Madeiran Petrel on toast.  The first remains of this duck were found in Gough's Cave in the Cheddar Gorge, Somerset. There is a theory that this duck inspired the Earl of Sandwich to clinch his lesser-known culinary eureka moment (erroneously credited to Don Panini de la Pato) - the toasted cheese sandwich! .... from which he went on to pioneer the cheesy bap, cheesy pie and Cheesy Biscuit, there was no stopping him.

Still no sign of Outlaw Duck but we do seem to be homing in on the shadowy figure who is behind all this mess. The cheesy duck that is responsible for all this chaos - the Chief Cheesy Duck. It's all a bit smelly, stinky, an all-round stinko.