Sunday, 26 December 2010

The Secret of our Success

Just what is it about nibirding that makes it the family faviourite we've all come to know and love? What are the real reasons behind it's meteoric rise to become one of the most respected websites ever created? With 13500 friends on Facebook, 125,000 hits a day, a recent poll that nominates them the sexiest birders on the planet and rumours of a multi-million dollar movie-deal and action figure franchise - what is it that the nibirding team have got that sets them apart as geniuses and floors the competition?

Here's a picture of a Redshank

Some might say it's our generosity of spirit and our charitable work - that picture of a Redshank was free for example. Perhaps one of our greatest achievements is our work on the opposition. Everybody has to admit that it's only fair to say they are now a little bit better than they used to be. Yes, there may be the odd clanger every couple of days and there's a higher-than-average snooze count but they are well on the way to nearly meeting our expectations - a job well done we say, we've done ourselves proud to get them this far. We'd love to set them free and watch them flourish but that's just wishful thinking at the moment.

Here's a picture of a Redshank again - might be the same one.

Of course, it doesn't really matter seeing as the world is going to implode into a black hole in a few days time. Before we all go to somewhere or nowhere here's the secret to our success........

Aye, actually I think it is the same one

....the Sex Gallery, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank all those people around the world (particularly those in Saudi Arabia and Iran) who've risked their lives to look at our website. If it wasn't for all your hits we would never have even made it into the Fatbirder Top 500. Thanks guys!

Your support for birdwatching and conservation in Northern Ireland is appreciated. We know you haven't been disappointed!