Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Fowl Language

'Cecil? Have you familiarised yourself with the latest edition of the avi-fauna compendium for the largest terrestrial dominion of the United Kingdom that isn't attached to Great Britain - it's moderately good?'

'Why yes Willie-John, I have indeed and I have to agree with you it's mildly informative.'

'Sally! Have you just heard what I've heard?'

'Never listen to them Mabel! They're just a pair of cocks in need of an education.'