Friday, 22 April 2011

Black Guillemot Porn

Speaking of Porn Stars the highest paid porn actor in the animal world is Sammy from East Belfast. Sammy puts on his show for tourists from 8am to 5pm on the hour everyday except Sunday (Sammy is deeply religious) The show last for half an hour and a different female Black Guillemot performs in every show. It runs from April to August and booking is essential. Its all in a days work for Sammy and he even runs to and from work the 5 miles from house. He is taking the day off on Monday to run the Belfast Marathon and if you want to sponsor him send cash in a brown envelope to us.
Thanks to Ronal Surgenor for photograph. You've got to admire Ronald as it is £5 a picture at the show. Good work Ronald!