Just what is goin on at the RSPB Reserve? The Terns have deserted, Tigers roam the 20 foot high grass eating RSPB members and now we hear that the guttering on the observation room is clogged with grass and that some weeds are growing on top of the hides. Unbelieveable. But luckily we have a solution. Italian Goats who are great at shimmyin up things like the sides of Dams! They have sent us a few portrait photos and are just waiting our call. They intend sending their two top goats Rubbertoe and Musselini over if the RSPB give them the contract. We hope its soon as the reserve is a mess!
If only the Co.Down Pantymime Horse had not left to go and pursue a career in the Theatre treading the boards this would never have happened.