Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Another Victim

''Step 1/12. My name is Brian and I am a gullcoholic.My car is bust and I have been looking under every cushion and carpet for money to get my bus fare to Ardglass. As things stand I'm going to have to hop a freight train. I have even considered joining the Somali pirates if they would just sit in the Harbour for half an hour.

Please help by sparing a good thought .

Better still send me a fiver for an Ulsterbus off peak day return to Downpatrick...I'll wing it from there.'

Quite a frank admission by Brian Douglas there and another example of what can happen ladies and gentlemen. The gull menace must be stopped - the best chance we have is to kill Derk - who's with me?