Friday, 23 March 2012
Mad Friday Returns!
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you feel the need to suppress bird sightings?
Do you wish you were not a Larry McGarry?
Do you talk about the Pantymime Horse behind his back?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions you are obviously a member of the Nobirds Committee, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness and suppressing birds will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, non suppression off bird news, changeing your name to something that isnt Larry or McGarry, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,laugh at the Pantymime Horses face instead off behind his back and Naked Twister.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many
people as you feel may benefit especially the Larry McGarrys!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz ............