Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Please Give to Charity......

For a new nature reserve at my house...seeing as it's great. Of course I would have to be the warden and I wouldn't have any gull-loiterers like Derk about the place. It's been twelve hours Derk - you have 36 hours until my proclamation. This gull war will end and I will win. I'm not exactly sure what it's going to be yet but I'm sure I can think of something. As long as it covers the bases of stripping you of all you're wealth, imprisoning you and banning all herring gulls (yes, Derk - that means Kumliens, Thayers, Lesser, Greater, Iceland, Glaucous, Yellow-legged, Caspian Gulls) I reckon that will cover it. Take this salvo of Clouded Drabs!!!!