Friday, 23 March 2012

Whats in my shed

Evidence of Derk Dastardly's raids on Andrew's chickens. He then takes them home ties them to a chair and reads them Nobirds Reports for hours on end until all their feathers fall out.
The rumour is that he is trying to cross breed a gull with a chicken to try to make the gulls more interesting.
If it doesn't work he plans to sell the failures to Chez Vealez Evening Bistro at a knock down price.

D and O (International Dope Dealers and Smugglers of AK47's)