Thursday, 30 August 2012

No Gulls Please, I'm Derk

That's what Derk has to say now that moths are so fashionable - birds are about as cool as an old pair of Lionel Richie's underpants. Yes, moths are everywhere these days - inside the telly feeding on electric currents, microscopic moths that feed on detritus collected on your eyelashes and, like this one, you even get them free in boxes of Coco Pops. It's class - a Mk1 PanzerCommonRustic, there's a wee flap at the back were you can put in some baking soda - add a drop of warm water and away it goes!