Sunday, 2 September 2012

Bloody Immigrants

Here's one of them immigrant things - who do they think they are? Coming over here and taking leaves from hardworking honest native moths - it's a disgrace. I caught this little bugger lurking around Murlough and I'm currently holding him in a detention centre at the back of my fridge and I'm going to deport him back to wherever he comes from.....wherever Rush Veneer comes from. In fact, scrub that - as a punishment I'm sending him off to Australia and he can make his own way home....or if it's a she then she can lay eggs everywhere and start a family in a new land