Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Gull alert

Here's a speckly gull that I may or may not have shown you before. It's a gull because it's got white wings with wee black bits and six legs (everybody knows that gulls have six legs). And it's got two eyes (everybody knows gulls have compound eyes) and it's doesn't have a proper willy - gulls don't have willies.

PS I punched a gull in the face today Derk. Twice. Then I reversed over him and stole his wallet. I'm now sitting down with my feet up, watching A Bridge Too Far, chewing on one of his legs. What are you going to do about it? Huh???