Monday, 1 October 2012

Ken Clegg's Pond

As well as being an international biscuit thief Ken Clegg is also known for many other things, such as.......

shoplifting, assault and battery, moustache-wearing, grand larceny, urinating in public, cruelty to animals, heresy, psychopathy, cross-dressing, human trafficking, cocaine smuggling, poteen making, tennis playing, false imprisonment, speeding, speeding whilst on speed, looking at the nobirds website, spitting, sedition, littering, arson, arsing about, possession of material likely to be useful to terrorists, tv licence evasion and hurting people's feelings. The list goes on (and on)

and it goes without saying that in the time that it's taken me to write this he's only gone and nicked off with the packet of Fruit Shortcake I was saving for after tea.