Monday, 15 October 2012


I went out to the dogpen this morning and noticed that Derks bowl still had food in it from yesterday. 'He must have buggered off' I thought and didn't pay any attention - that is, until I looked at the blog this afternoon!
How dare he! He's come onto a publicly available blog and insinuated that Dave Lee Travis enticed me into his caravan and groped me. Fondled with me. Tickled me in rude places. Well, I would like to take this opportunity to deny these allegations and state categorically that DLT did not abuse was Alan 'Fluff' Freeman.

Here's a picture of a scabby Acleris emargana