Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Who doesnt love a Redhead?


Taliban Chief Ian Dickey spotted these girls on a night out in Portrush recently and they were certainly turning the boys heads. Ian done the correct thing however and stoned them to death as they were not wearing their Burkhas. Incidentally the same thing happened to most of the Rare Birds Committees across North Africa and the Middle East after the Arab Spring - if there's ever a revolution here it goes without saying that one of the first things that will happen is that the nobirds team will be paraded through the streets under a hail of flip-flops to be taken to their place of execution. Actually that's a bit very harsh for not producing an up to date bird report - maybe just lock them up but remove all their playstation rights and ciggies. Four hundred years should do it - just like it says in this song...........