I have some extremely distressing news. I've done me back in, I shall not disclose how this injury came to happen, but my birding ways well suffer due to this unforeseen and catastrophic event. Just for a wee while though. I don't even know why I'm telling ye's this as I know ye couldnae gie a shit. Larne reports might suffer for a wee while but I did drag mesel oot the safternoon their.
Ye's'll be pleased to know I seen an Osprey heading south by Sandy Bay at aboot four o'clock. Also at Sandy Bay was a carrion crow and a wheatear. There was loads of other birds aboot as well,
All the hairy to ye's,
The stricken Larnian.