Saturday, 26 January 2013

Ken Cleggs Back Garden

We havent heard from Ken Clegg for a while. Ken has been looking after Stephen Maxwell after his plastic surgery. Ken tells us that after Stephen left he cant find any of his Gary Glitter albums and he thinks Stephen had them at the bottom of his suitcase, not a very nice thing to do on a relative. Ken tells us that he currently has a Kamikaze Nuthatch in his garden that keeps flying into his cabbage plot which is where he hides his bicuits, so he has had to erect a small net to protect both the Nuthatch and the 'cabbages'. nudge nudge wink wink