I have been out of action for a while getting some cosmetic surgery ... the
results are quite disappointing but I can now go about twitching and not be
mistaken for a sleasy Top of the Pops DJ. (although he does look very like John Peel, who had a baby with a 13 year old girl!)
However, I think that the
Swedish Army Officer's Horse Hide Greatcoat might attract too much attention in
certain quarters ..
Jimmy Saville aka Stephen Maxwell
This is a real photo of Stephen, flip me im scared!