Thursday, 31 July 2014

Old Bat......



........or Old Lady. Another new moth for Murlough. It was as big as a football pitch and clamped itself to my throat. It took about ten minutes to beat it into submission by which stage I was knackered and had to lock myself in the car. It chewed off my windscreen wipers and slashed all my tyres. Thankfully the PSNI weren't too long in turning up and tasered it but not before seven police officers were injured. It's currently sealed within a lead container positioned above a subduction zone. Good riddance.