Thursday, 26 February 2015

radio nicebirding

Forget fascists, I've changed my mind - the real people to watch out for are stamp collectors. They're vicious - one of them tried to collect ME today - chased me down the street with a magnifying glass and a giant tube of pritt-stick. Maybe that was a dream but it's nearly identical to the time last week when I was chased through a forest by a giant turtlewax brandishing a chamois leather. that could have been a dream as well. Now that I think about it, I still hate fascists