Saturday, 30 May 2015

I like gulls

but not as much as moths!  this is called the spectacle - it's brilliant!!! I hope you like this moth too Derek...and I'm not making fun of you because you have glasses. it's just a really funny coincidence. and I think you are great. that's it. plain and simple. you're great. this blog is great. everything is wonderful! how cool is that?!

Oh My Golly Goodness

Hello all you wonderful people. aren't you all just wonderful? Here's a lovely little critter that I spied this morning at good old murlough naturely nature reserve. isn't that just wonderful? mmmm, yes

Anyhoos, I just love all you peoples. especially you Derek.....even though you treat me so bad you dirty minx .....IT'S A SUNNY DAY!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy I've got a train to catch

Friday, 29 May 2015

Radio Nicebirding Tweet

I think I understand...........

First nicebirding tweet

Angry at guy chasing cuckoo at murlough with photo-lens.....on my way to trap moths. must extinct myself

Thursday, 28 May 2015

Bird Report update

Thanks to everyone who has asked for a 2013 Bird Report. We have now sent it to 300 people and thanks to everyone for the support. We would also like to thanks the two numpties who have been giving us vile abuse on Social Media, we really appreciate and look forward to your report when it comes out.
We do want to point out that we are in NO WAY asscoiated in any shape or form with the tossers at the Northern Ireland Birdwatchers Assotiation (NIBA or Nobirds for short) This is NOT one of their publications, repeat NOTHING to do with them as some people who have contacted us think that we are still doing the report for them. If you want a report from the official body the NIBA you pay them ten pounds a year and wait for 7 years (and counting). And to reinforce this point here are some photos of the Early Purple Orchids, they are much too high browed to put some of these gorgeous creatures on their blog. If you have photos of Sparrows, Black Headed Gulls and Willow Warblers send them to Nobirds, they love them, they really do.
Anyone who hasnt seen a report yet and wants a copy ( we also have 2009 - 10, 2011, 2012 reports also) email me on and i will send you copies, even if we dont like you! They are free, not £10. Just where has all the money gone, i hear the Nobirds Hierarcy are away on another holiday! I wonder who is paying for that!

Monday, 25 May 2015

Hooded Mergansers

 A few photos of the Hooded Mergansers on Tory Island Donegal

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Bird Report

Andrew was incorrect on his recnt stream of unconciousness, Nobirds have not produced a bird report for 7 years, yes 7 years!! Congrats to Andrew for producing the 2013 Bird Report, anyone wants a copy email and i will forward a copy.

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Not funny

  • World CO2 levels are at c.400ppm. We're screwed.
  • We now have a tory-led government. no comment (see above)
  • Cerebus the Aardvark didn't end well. But it shits on bill shakespeare.
  • Discrimination is cheap and nasty. 
  • Rik Mayall is still dead. That's only ok if you think Adrian Edmondson was 51% funnier.
  • E-cigarettes will soon be subject to higher levels of taxation in the UK. Hold your breath.
  • Game of Thrones was always crap. Admit it.
  • Sea-level is rising and weather events are increasing in frequency and intensity. Write a hymn about it.
  • Amazon put up its free delivery charge to twenty quid. Consume until you choke,
  • Andy Burnham could be the next leader of the labour party............................................
  • Nobody wants to join in on my kibbutz. Think.
  • Everybody fell for the 'drop in oil price shit' again. The world is a giant ant farm.
  • This is not a good year (so far). For fruit / vegetables, moths or birds (in order of far)
  • Nobirds haven't produced a Northern Ireland Bird Report in over five years. pricks. least some cover versions are better than the original.

Here's your report...

......Derek, you wab.

I had to smoke half a kilo of ayahuasca to get it done since yesterday. You see?! That's what you can get done in a day if you don't put your mind to it. Much better if you put your brain in the fridge for a couple of days and just go on a bender - I hope you're happy now you flippity flopping flopper.

If you want a copy email Derk, I have to go and eat some cheese.

Happy Birthday William

Happy birthday son - you're only 4 so if I catch you looking at this blog before you're 18 I'll kick your arse.


Sunday, 17 May 2015

What report?!

Dear Dick,
What the hell are you on about? you know I'm having trouble coming to terms with my crack habit. Here's a picture of a cauliflower that I nicked out of a field near Comber a couple of years ago - that'll have to do you for now.

Anyway, I'm off to snort some vodka through a joint of mushrooms and shoot my wife

Thursday, 14 May 2015

No report?

 Ive told Mr Crory i am going to post 15 seagull photos a day until he produces a report although this is a rather nice seagull, i believe Andrew even twitched one of these many moons ago!

Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Where is Crory with the report?

I hate Crory, still no reply to my emails about the report, having two kids and 74 chickens is no excuse so get the finger out big lad, your making us look as bad as Nobirds!

More Orchids from Lesvos
 Elizabeths Small Fowered
 Tongue species (they are not easy!)
 Naked Man!
 Leopards Bane, not an Orchid but a whopper!
Lions Mane an even bigger whopper!

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

It is only a Hobby

 It is Hobby season in Nobirds land with the annual influx! Despite being a Vagrant to Northern Ireland it is a common summer visitor in Nobirds land. Does no-one in Nobirds Hierarchy ever stop and think to themselves "why do none of this stream of vagrants we report ever be seen again, it is weird!" We expect many more reports of Hobbys in the coming months by Nobirds. Andrew told me he is going to expose the Nobirds Muppetry in the next report but i havent heard from him since and that was six months ago, i am glad Cork is 4 hours away from Newcastle
Lesvos Orchids Part 3 above and below Masticorum

 Naked Man
 Above and below Fusca

 Above and below Paros

Monday, 11 May 2015

Orchids Lesvos Part 2

Some more Orchids from Lesvos, they are all  cracking! No word from Andrew either!
 Dense Flowered
 Above and below Fan Lipped

 Above, Four Spot and below Green Winged

 Lesbos Orchid, a real rarey!
 Lion Manned
 Above Lipped and below Man