Sunday, 17 May 2015

What report?!

Dear Dick,
What the hell are you on about? you know I'm having trouble coming to terms with my crack habit. Here's a picture of a cauliflower that I nicked out of a field near Comber a couple of years ago - that'll have to do you for now.

Anyway, I'm off to snort some vodka through a joint of mushrooms and shoot my wife