Here is an absolutely, utterly, definitively, totally, postively lovely moff - a Lobster moff. Derek says he agrees again because Derek always agrees with me. I like Derek. Derek likes me. WE ARE DEREK.....NO, WAIT....wait, please, please...please don't go away. I didn't mean it. I'll be better. I'll be nice. It's ok. It's ok. Ok? I'll make it better, I promise..look! look, look - I'll do anything, anything you want. I'll even give you these pics of a Beautiful Brocade as well. now we can start again? ok? We'll just pretend that never happened.