Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Bad Juju

Hi Derek,
I was reading the blog this morning about the monumental UK-wide cock-up by Captain Stinko and his fat fingers when this bird appeared in the concrete in my back yard. It's been crying holy water and I'm currently looking at a line of at least 300 people from Co. Donegal queuing up my street to try and lick it - it's costing me a fortune in fruit shortcake biscuits to keep them happy. I would lay off them Nobirds lads and especially Captain Underpants, they obviously have some seriously shit-hot contacts in the vatican.