Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Do you like Moths?

Hi Derek - you don't like moths so you're probably not interested in this. Neither am I really, which is why I've started a part-time night-time course in pottery. I've realised that I missed my calling in life so I'm going to turn myself into a giant potter wasp, catch a random passer-by, paralyse them, stick them in my giant teapot and then lay an egg on top. That's my plan anyway. Here's a crap pic of a Red Carpet moth. BzzzBzzzBzzz.


Actually, I'm going to turn myself into a giant Death's Head Hawk-moth and go around stealing honey out of beehives, a much better idea. Squeak-squeak-squeak