Monday, 6 July 2015

You aren't the real Derek?!

I've thought long and hard about this - whoever you are you aren't the real Derek. The fun-loving, extrovert, hang-gliding, cuddly,philosophical power-house of a Derek that I know, and everybody in the world loves, would never be so nasty to me. There was a time when I would be nasty back to you Mr. Derek-Imposter - there was a time when I would have to hide your body parts in several locations (I liked to call them leftovers) but now I'm better and I don't have those urges and I know how to trick the doctors. You're very lucky I'm nice now

Here's a picture of a sand dart - the real derek would love this

and here's one of our favourite songs Derek. Not you, you fucking imposter, the real Derek.