Tuesday, 1 September 2015

The secret life of Derek

Derek has never found a convolvulus hawkmoth but he is a dark horse:

Derek spent several years on the road with his band American Carpets

Derek always carries around a tube of squeezy cheese in his inside pocket

Derek is an avid collector of dried beans

Derek originally comes from the townland of Ballyshitty

Derek is convinced he is the reincarnation of Frederick the Great and that his sole mission in life is to muster enough woodlice to conquer Larne.