Thursday, 16 February 2017

radio nicebirding

Derek keyed the paintwork on my car and kicked my dog because I said this was better than Nick Kershaw....but then he's from Co. Antrim.


Wednesday, 15 February 2017

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Monday, 13 February 2017

radio nicebirding

If anybody fancies getting out of this shithole Derek has adapted the backseat of his car to hide two people under old chip papers and fag boxes. For a price two lucky individuals have the chance of freedom south of the border.

You'd almost shoulder the ludicrous per capita debt than be forced to look at the grey face of Theresa May


Saturday, 11 February 2017

Radio Nicebirding


I got to the bottom of it - Derek was arrested in 1987 trying to smuggle French letters over the border, that's where the confusion started. Back then he got off with a dose or two of the tickle stick and five hail mary's - with all this Brexit business his border hedgehog skills may once again be in high demand.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Radio Free Derek

No word from Derek - he mustn't have got bail


Saturday, 4 February 2017